10 Funny Stoner Text Conversations

Stoners are their own unique breed of people. Whether you consider yourself a dabbler in marijuana culture, or are simply friends with someone who does, these hilarious stoned text messages are sometimes all-too relatable. These stoners have texted some of the most mind-blowing thoughts and theories, but sometimes they reveal just how many brain cells they’ve killed by smoking one too many joints. 

Whether you’re looking for a good laugh, or an example of what not to text next time you’ve had a few tokes, the funniest stoner text messages are always insightful. You might learn that the peak of high-ness might not be the best time to text your significant other – unless you want them to know how much you prefer breakfast cereal over them. However, these stoned text messages might reveal the next great scientific discovery, or teach you how to be more zen.

Heightened Perception is... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list 33 Hilarious Stoned Text Messages
How to Keep Two Stoners ... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list 33 Hilarious Stoned Text Messages
That Moment When High-Yo... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list 33 Hilarious Stoned Text Messages
Totally See the Resembla... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list 33 Hilarious Stoned Text Messages
Those Frustrating Moments When is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list 33 Hilarious Stoned Text Messages
Creating the Ultimate Super Tu is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list 33 Hilarious Stoned Text Messages
Autocorrect is the Worst is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list 33 Hilarious Stoned Text Messages
Pure, Unadulterated Stealth is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list 33 Hilarious Stoned Text Messages
Proof That Walmart Gift Cards  is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list 33 Hilarious Stoned Text Messages

Cereal Trumps a Make-Out Sesh  is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list 33 Hilarious Stoned Text Messages

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