Pot Jokes

What would happen if the whole world smoked a joint at the same time?
There would be world peace for at least two hours, followed by a global food shortage.
What is a stoners idea of a nutritionally balanced diet?
A fat blunt in each hand!
What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?
Han SoHigh!
What do you call money that grows on trees?
Marijuana!
California had its first medical marijuana job fair...
Over 2 million people meant to show up!
Friend: “You could go to jail for weed!”
Stoner: “I know, but it’s so expensive there!”
I used to smoke weed...
I still do, but I used to, too.
What do you call a pothead hula dancer?
Shake’n bake!
I don’t always do math…
But when I do, I am usually buying weed!
If you smoke weed before you gamble…
The stakes are even higher!
How do fish get high?
Seaweed!
I smoked weed four nights in a row…
I guess you could say I’m on a roll!