Pot Jokes

How do you get a one-armed stoner out of a tree?
What did the frog say after lighting up?
Don't worry be hoppy.
What do you get when you eat marijuana?
A pot belly.
What is it called when a stoner spills his weed on the floor?
Drug abuse.
How do you know when you have smoked enough pot?
When you start looking around for the directions on how to use the lighter.
How do you get an one-armed hippie out of a tree?
Hold out a joint!
What do you call someone who smokes the Forest of Feelings?
I Don't Care Bears!
What do stoners put on their spaghetti?
Legalized Marinara!
Why don't stoner get into arguments?
Because they take the high road!
What do you call a fly on marijuana?
A High Flyer!